7. Still keeps the rain off.
6. I would have been halfway to the highway to hitch a ride before the explanation.
5. I’m guessing that’s not really the reason he threw your ukulele in the fire.
4. I would like to hear someone use this in a sentence effectively.
3. Laughing because I have some friends who would have assumed the same thing.
2. Okay, you win.
1. Props to that chaperone.
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