Breaking up with someone over text is probably the worst possible way to break up with someone (other than just ghosting them). That, however, is exactly what comedian Mike Primavera has been doing for over a year now.

“Honestly, I started doing it out of boredom,” he explains. “Most of the numbers I texted didn’t even respond, but then one did and they actually played along. Since I’ve been doing this it’s been about 50/50 either people getting mad, or people going along with it. Almost like random spontaneous improv. It’s been a lot of fun.”

This has got to be one the most randomly hilarious ways to pass the time that anyone has ever come up with. Here’s some of Mike’s best work:

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Pretty hilarious – although I’m not exactly sure how I’d feel if I got one of these texts myself…