Hey, women can say creepy things to guys, too, ya know…
I’d venture to guess that men creep women out WAY more than the opposite situation, but it still happens…and it can be uncomfortable and weird…
Check out what AskReddit users had to say about this.
1. Yowza.
“”I just wanted to see if you’d stay”
Now… The reason this was f**king crazy is because preceding that I got a text from her saying she maybe missed a period. I said something like oh okay, so what if you’re pregnant. She VOLUNTEERED an a**rtion. Cool, good s**t. I don’t have to worry about raising a kid at 16. Keep in mind we weren’t even sure yet that she WAS pregnant.
So then suddenly she texts me saying maybe she changed her mind and she would want to keep it if she were pregnant. So I…. Reasonably … Asked what changed. She says she just might want to keep the kid if she’s pregnant and I keep sort of driving after it.
Okay, but what’s different between now and an hour or two ago when you brought up an a**rtion. She accuses me of pressuring her, calls me an asshole, and stops responding to my texts.
A day or two later she tells me she wasn’t ever even pregnant in the first place and … See the quote above. That’s why she said she went through all that s**t, and I guess her not knowing the kind of person I am, made that okay for her to do.
God I wish it had ended there.”
2. Weirdo.
“I bartended at a small dive bar years ago.
It was late one night, and I had a lone female guest. She was probably middle-age, polite and short while ordering her drink.
I thought nothing strange or got no red flags, so I continued my closing duty, sweeping around the tables in particular( not behind the bar). I’m focused on cleaning and getting out of there, and I turn around to dump dust pan, and she’s standing right behind me staring me d**d in the eye.
“Will you dance with me?” She asks in a slow, nervous manner. For the record, there is no music playing, and we’re the only two living creatures in the building. I tell politely that I’m closing and cannot right now, and quickly put distance and walk behind the bar.
In the 5 seconds I have to walk through the kitchen this guest has walked back to her stool and begun hysterically crying at the top of her lungs. She asks me if I think she’s ugly, fat, unattractive, a whore, and several more derogatory things which I deny and deflect.
She screams and tells me she h**es me and runs out of the bar. I ring the beer she drank half of up as a waste and lock the door. I continued to work there for 7 more years, and never saw this guest again.”
3. Hmmmm…
“Was stoned and hooking up with this girl. We are foreplaying and she’s sitting cowgirl kissing my neck and l am digging it.
Suddenly she’s like licking and slurping my neck and chest. She sits up, moves her face an inch from mine to stare into my eyes and says:
“Where did you get your skin? It’s delicious””
4. Wrong place, wrong time.
“She held up a banana and asked if my p**is was the same size. In the middle of a dinner rush. As loud as can be.
In front of about five customers and everyone on shift that night. And this was after she groped my brother’s a**. Somehow she didn’t get fired for this s**t and I still resent my former boss for not being more attentive.”
5. There won’t be a next time.
“15 min into the first date:
“Next time we meet, please bring me something from your house, something you like but not expensive.””
6. Sounds great!
“”I want to have s** with you and I want my husband to come in the room to catch us having s** and you ending up fighting him”.”
7. I’m outta here.
“A complete and total stranger walked over to me and said “I need you to rearrange my guts with your c**k.”
She pointed at the men’s bathroom and then walked over and in to it.
While I left.
This woman had 20 years at least on everyone in that place and the best way for me to describe how she looked is to say “half-crushed beer can.””
8. Sounds lovely.
“A woman I matched with on Tinder told me that she likes to k**l animals, and then asked to meet me in the middle of the woods.
I figured that might be a red flag, so unmatched, and never went back to Tinder.”
9. LOCK THE DOORS.
“”You’re so cute! I want to break into your room, k**l you and stuff you so that we can be together forever!”
I started locking the doors religiously afterwards.”
10. Over and out.
“I was 14 she was 16, just started talking due to our mutual friends were dating.
After a week she drops “I got a bun in the oven, and you can be the father”.
Hung up the phone and never spoke to her again.”
11. Doris!
“I worked at a fast food place years ago.
My girlfriend came in for a milkshake, and was waiting at the end of the counter with one of our regulars. Doris, the regular, was near 90 years old, and had invited me home to have pot roast at her house multiple times.
I was being a pain, and put about a foot of whipped cream over the top of the lid of my gf’s milkshake and brought it to her.
Doris looked at her, then looked at me deadpan and said, “I wish you’d cream me like that.””
12. What’s that smell?
“Not something she said, but I was in line at Starbucks and this lady just started sniffing me. Like head back, eyes closed deep sniffing me a cm from the back of my neck. It was weird.
When she saw me turn my head she quickly acted like she was looking at the food. Odd situation.”
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