Middle schooler freaks out when his girlfriend says she was pregnant but they didn't even have sex.

This is the hilarious story of a middle schooler who somehow thought he had gotten his girlfriend pregnant even though he’d never even kissed a girl before. Kiran David was 12 when it all went down, but now he’s telling his story on Twitter as a much wiser adult.

Photo Credit: Twitter, KIRANTHEN0MAD

Basically, everyone is a sinner. Let’s get it started:

Moms looks at me like this pic.twitter.com/4p6RuI3iGg

— N O M A D (@KIRANTHEN0MAD) May 22, 2016

So we get to school. In the meeting it’s:

Me
Mom
My girl
Her mom
The principal

I’m ready. I’m like pic.twitter.com/6PMW4OHSnU

— N O M A D (@KIRANTHEN0MAD) May 22, 2016

Both parents looking at me and my girl like pic.twitter.com/yTrUT5p59l

— N O M A D (@KIRANTHEN0MAD) May 22, 2016

Principal did NOT sign up for this this morning. She like. pic.twitter.com/CCDQTAufKF

— N O M A D (@KIRANTHEN0MAD) May 22, 2016

TEARS STARTED COMING DOWN MY FACE.

You don’t put no 12 year old through this man. I WENT OFF on everyone man. pic.twitter.com/fURMoG1SOR

— N O M A D (@KIRANTHEN0MAD) May 22, 2016