Waking up in the morning can be hard for some people – the groaning, the repeated stabbing of the snooze button, the moaning…and actually tossing off the covers and putting your feet on the floor is always the hardest part.
If any or all of this describes you, well, difficult mornings may be a thing of the past.
At least, they can be if you have the $$ (and are willing to sign a legal waiver) to pick up this bed that legit tosses you out of it when it’s time to get up.
It was invented by YouTuber Colin Furze, and it’s called the “High Voltage Ejector Bed.” It does exactly what it sounds like, and according to Colin, it wasn’t all that hard to create, either.
The frame pushes away from the wall using two pistons powered by air compressors, and, just for funsies (because who doesn’t love fun first thing in the morning?), there are lights and trumpet noises to help with the waking up.
In case being dumped on the floor doesn’t do it, I mean.
And don’t even think about snoozing – there’s no button and there isn’t going to be. The point of this bed is to get you moving, no ifs, ands, buts, or negotiations.
“Anyone who could still stay asleep when this goes off is not human,” brags Furze.
Don’t go searching Amazon for the bed, though, because it’s obviously very dangerous and a lawsuit waiting to happen. Perhaps once Furze saves up enough to cover his potential legal costs they’ll be available, but I’m guessing we’re going to be waiting awhile.
Until then, you’re on your own.
Unless you still live at home. Then you’ve got your mom.