You want the truth?!
Cool.
I’m pretty sure you can handle the truth – in fact, I’m more than happy to give it to you.
Because we live in a world that has facts. And those facts have to be dug up. By folks like me. And, deep down, when you use these facts to start or re-direct conversations at parties, you know you’ll feel good about us having dug these Fact Snacks up: