I like my tweets like I like my women…funny and random.
Actually, that sounds a little bit weird, so forget I said that…I said FORGET IT, okay?
Let’s move on to these tweets you’re about to see. They’re funny, they’re random, and we think there’s a very high probability that you might even laugh your *ss off…and who would turn that down right now?
I know I wouldn’t!
So how about you take a deep breath and then dive in to this very solid set of funny tweets. Enjoy!
1. We’re almost ready to party.
Who’s with me?!?!
2. It’s all up to you.
You better do a good job!
3. This made my day.
All cats need a charging station. Didn’t you know?
4. That name will not age well.
And you can bet on it!
5. Hey, me too!
We have a lot in common!
6. I hope he got an A.
Hey, at least he was being honest.
7. Whoops! Sorry about that!
8. That is one chonky bee.
Get that thing out of here!
9. This is nice and wholesome.
I needed that!
10. That looks awful.
I’m sorry you had to go through this.
11. This guy is doing it the right way.
12. Oh, great.
That has a huge impact on my life.
13. She’ll be very impressed.
Don’t let this one get away!
14. Things are not going well.
As you can see…
Now we’d like to hear from all of you out there!
Have you seen some funny stuff on social media lately?
Well, if you have, please share it with us in the comments.
Don’t keep all the good stuff to yourself!