Yesterday we learned that our landlord (a Stanford-educated engineer) doesn't know how to open a combination lock. And Joel admitted he can't blow up balloons. So now I'm obsessed with knowing what everyone's weird life skill blind spots are.

— Jenée (@jdesmondharris) August 4, 2019

I live this thread! I can't hook my bra behind my back. I hook it in front and scurry it around.

— Elizabeth Picciuto ? (@epicciuto) August 4, 2019

I have no idea how to make small talk.

Someone says "What's new?" and my brain just goes blank. Can't remember anything that's happened recently or what my upcoming plans are, grasp desperately for anything to talk about, panic, drown.

— Mature Self-Possessed Gentleman (@baddusacid) August 4, 2019

I can't cornrow or whistle that 2-finger whistle to save my life.

— Jaeda Laurez (@DarthJaeda) August 4, 2019

I look at an analog clock way too long before I can tell what time it is smh

— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) August 4, 2019

I'm so bad at navigation that my friends use my gut feeling as an indicator of the wrong/opposite direction to go?.

— Keni (@KeniLF) August 4, 2019

I overthink the arrival vs departure areas at airports. You're always arriving, even when you're there to depart. Perhaps someone else is arriving, only to later depart. It's a panic inducing couple of min. ?

— Serena Padilla-Caplins (@SapCaps) August 5, 2019

I'm not great at estimating distances or square footage. "Oh, it's about 40 yards away." "Yeah, they just bought a 5,000-square foot house." Shh.

Also, that trick of creating curls or waves with a flat iron? I'm convinced it's fucking sorcery.

— D from The D ? (@DanaKMofo) August 5, 2019

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN TYING A TIE. IVE WATCHED YOUTUBE TUTORIALS AND ALL THAT, STILL CANT DO IT.

— THE KID MERO ?? (@THEKIDMERO) August 4, 2019

definitely ironing. I can iron for 30 minutes and still not get a crease out

— abdullah (@AShihipar) August 4, 2019

Parallel parking. Every time, 0% chance of success. We’ll just have to park six blocks away and walk.

— ????? ???? ???? ??‍♂️ (@Gayer_Than_Thou) August 5, 2019

I can’t fold fitted sheets. And the YouTube instructional videos don’t help.

— Angela Taylor (@angieptaylor) August 4, 2019

The billing lady at my OB tried to explain something about my insurance deductible for about 20 minutes and I almost cried. You could explain deductibles 1000 times to me and I’ll understand it for about 30 seconds, tops.

— SecretlyStephie (@SecretlyStephie) August 4, 2019

also i can’t snap

— Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) August 4, 2019

Still don't know how to tie my shoes. I mean I do but….not that one loop, wrap the string around, loop it under method. Grown ass man out here still doing the two bunny ears. Sad.

— Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh…. (@DragonflyJonez) August 4, 2019

I can’t wink…. pic.twitter.com/5gd2dMdISi

— CJ, Master of Drinking Horns (@metisserie) August 4, 2019