Do you have a question that you are just dying to ask a member of the opposite sex, but you’re just too embarrassed to do so? Then this AskReddit thread is for you!
We went through and picked some of our favorite questions…and their hilarious (and helpful) answers.
#1. Cold Boob Pain Of Death
Q: “When men go swimming and the cold water touches their groin for the first time it’s uncomfortable at best, do women have the same issues with their vagina?”
A: “Yeah, but it’s not that bad and worse when it reaches your chest.”
Q: “What do boobs feel like against your chest when you hug a female? Can you guys even feel them? How obvious is it?”
A: “Depends on the boobs, what the girl is wearing, etc. If she has an all star rack and is freeboobing it, it feels real nice. If she’s wearing 4 sports bras, spandex, and a buttoned denim jacket, not so much.”
#3. Eu de Dick
Q: “What do you think about your genital smells?”
A: “Every once in awhile after working out I won’t shower right away. 45 minutes later I’ll get a nice sweaty ball whiff as I bend over or something. I usually go “Oh that’s awful.. rubs balls and sniffs fingers Oh yeah that’s bad I should shower. sniff””
#4. Preparing For Slaughter
Q: “Ladies, let’s assume you have fairly regular periods (which is apparently not the case of every woman, correct me if i’m wrong), do you start wearing pads/tampons like the day before you think they will happen just in case they come in early?”
A: “No, we usually spot first which warns us of the oncoming slaughter”
#5. You’re A Natural
Q: “Do you ever think about if you would like to have a family and what kind of dad you would want to be?”
A: “When I was younger, I thought about this a lot. And I really wondered whether I was up to the task of being a good dad. I’m now 23 years into the Dadding experience. Turns out, I was a natural. Who knew?”
#6. Does My Tie Match My Suit?
Q: “Men, what are the most frustrating fashion choices that you face?”
A: “The fact that men’s fashion sucks compared to women’s regarding variety or choice. Sometimes it’s awesome (it takes 3 seconds to decide what to wear for a <insert level of formality here> event), but then you get to said event and every guy looks exactly the same and every girl looks completely unique. Most guys like the ease and lack of choice; I hate it.”
Q: “Do women pee standing up in a shower?”
A: “Yes it trickles down your leg or you do a superwomen pose”
#8. All About That Bass
Q: “Why are men obsessed with butt stuff?”
A: “A lot of it stems from the taboo of the act itself. It can be pleasurable in the right circumstances, but a lot of people don’t want to try it or won’t consider it. Society at large tends to think of the act itself as dirty (for obvious reasons) so merely taking part in such an activity can be a rush of doing something forbidden. Much in the same way some people enjoy sex in a public place where the possibility of being caught is real.
It also comes from changing it up every now and then. If you’re bent over and getting railed doggy style, it becomes a completely different act if it’s vaginal vs anal. Sex is great, but if you do the same thing every time, it can get boring. Anal is a relatively simple way to spice things up without requiring a ton of accoutrements, you just need some lube and trust.”
Q: “For women, if you jump up and down do your boobs hurt afterwards or are they just built tough enough to take the force?”
A: “Depends how big they are and if you’re wearing a bra. Personally, yes, if I’m not wearing a bra. That’s why a lot of girls hold their chest if they jump up and down. Their bra isn’t supportive enough to absorb the shock. That’s also why sports bras were invented.”
#10. Get It, Girl
Q: “Girls, how often do you masturbate?”
A: “Depends, as it does with everybody. Most in a day: 8 Generally 1-2 times a day if bored, 3-4 if closer to period, and about once every three days when actually doing something with my life.”
#11. Like A Foot, But Not
Q: “What’s having a dick like?”
A: “Well, not a problem…it is a part of our bodies, like a hand or a foot. However, at some moments, it might be not so convenient: When we are at public places and it simply decides to get hard; When kids wants to sit on our lap; When we dress something and, in a specific situation (when we sit, for example), it creates a big bulge.”
#12. Titty Shamming
Q: “Do women ever get self conscious that they are showing too much cleavage when they go somewhere? Do you ever feel like you’re underdressed or maybe even overdressed?”
A: “I do sometimes in the summer. A lot of us get mixed messaged by culture/society. I hear: “Be comfortable in your skin!” “Dress for yourself, not anyone else!”. At the same time we’re told to dress “modestly”. I’ll admit I’ve thought “Maybe if I wasn’t wearing this dress or that tank top that guy wouldn’t have harassed me”. Which it shouldn’t be that way, but it is.”
#13. Who Hasn’t?
Q: “Have you ever tried to shove your penis into your butthole?”
A: “Yes, but you have to be a very rare level of semi-erect.”
Q: “When you ladies go into a lake or swimming pool does water go up your vagina? if not how come?”
A: “Not under usual circumstances. It’s not some kind of gaping hole lol. Sometimes it happens in the bath tub though. Something about the way you lift your hips when youre laying on your back causes a little bit of suction. Then it all comes rushing out when you stand up. Good times.”
#15. But Seriously…Does Size Matter?
Q: “For women: Have you ever been in a relationship where everything was going amazing, but then you see he has a small penis, and it changed your opinion of him?”
A: “What exactly is “small” in your books? Because what men think is small is actually average dick size. I prefer smaller than average myself, either way. I don’t enjoy men bigger than 5 inches. My vagina is shallow and sex usually is just agonizing pain if he’s bigger than that.”
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