I think we can all agree that some of the more recent baby-naming trends are truly heinous. Brylee, Plaid, Briar … it’s like someone just attended a mountaintop Pinterest wedding and just decided to name their baby after the table decor. These names also inexplicably involve a lot of Y’s.
Bottom line: these trendy names are way too easy to mock.
In a fit of insomnia, Allison Czarnecki recently decided to tweet out some of the more bizarre names in her son’s middle school yearbook.
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And let me just say, the results definitely make me concerned about where baby names have gone (i.e., downhill).
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And don’t worry — these names are definitely legit.
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There was even an encore when Allison attended her son’s high school graduation the next day.
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These names are … truly baffling.
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Everybody: please calm down with these baby names. Please remember that the rest of us are the ones who have to say them out loud without laughing.
