Hotels can be expensive, so it’s tempting to opt for one with a lower price and a fewer stars. After all, you’re just sleeping there, so how bad could it be?

Very bad, as it turns out. Just take it from these people whose hotels failed in truly epic ways.

1. Pick a faucet, any faucet.

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2. “The motel sign said they had a gym.”

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3. Shower Fires: The Silent Killer.

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4. This should go without saying.

5. Don’t you dare use this ashtray for its intended purpose.

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6. “This is on the bed in my hotel room.”

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7. Forget everything you know about numbers.

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8. Right this way to the… basement?

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9. Every good hotel has a decorative staircase.

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10. Okay, now it’s getting ridiculous.

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11. That’s gonna be a steamy shower.

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12. One door for both the bathroom and closet. Actually… this is genius.

13. A room without a view.

14. “We haven’t finished loading this part of the Matrix yet.”

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15. Hope you weren’t planning on sharing this room.

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16. Was this designed for Elastigirl?

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17. No one’s gonna guess that one.