English is such a rogue language, it’s no surprise that people from America and Great Britain favor it. We’ve stole so many elements of our cultures that it’s impossible to keep track, so it seems somewhat fitting that our language, too, has pilfered rules at random from so many others.
If you don’t believe me, or aren’t sure exactly what I mean, these 10 wacky posts should clear things up.
As much as possible.
10. It’s really not fair to people trying to learn.
It’s like we’re actively trying to deter them.
9. Somebody please make it stop.
It just won’t though. We don’t stop.
8. I hate the person who came up with this.
Don’t they have anything better to do with their lives?
7. Well, my brain is broken now.
How’s yours doing?
6. The struggle is just so real.
Hats off to people learning English as a second language.
5. I never want to think about this again.
Why are they doing this to me?
4. That seems right.
I mean, why not?
3. This is the best example of why English is awful.
What even were people thinking?
2. Why are people like this?
It’s like they just want to drive people crazy for fun.
1. This is the way to crazy town.
Here there be monsters.
Clear as mud, right? It seems that’s the way we like it!
What’s your least favorite “rule” in the English language? Let’s commiserate in the comments!