Hey, I’m not going to lie. This is a scary time, for so many reasons – health, economic, the prospect of being locked up with your family for months on end – but listen…we, as Americans, seem confused about how to handle it.
We’re panic buying random crap that’s going to go bad before we can possibly use it, we don’t seem to understand that toilet paper isn’t a necessity (any more than usual), and we’re not doing a very good job of neing neighborly and saving some for everyone.
The proof is in the pudding. Or at least, it’s in these 11 images.
11. Either that or she’s got a couple of teenaged boys at home.
10. Okay but you can never have enough chocolate chip muffins.
9. Honey, don’t forget the rice!
8. I can’t even think about what drinking that would do to my belly.
https://twitter.com/_RKGKNK_/status/1238637533493329922?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fcorona-carts-grocery-store
7. Does he…know about yeast and flour?
6. Just WHY on EARTH.
5. It is a known fact that white people cannot live without mayo.
https://twitter.com/Jassong010/status/1239282068338573313?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fcorona-carts-grocery-store
4. Pics or it didn’t happen.
3. There is surely some secret for making milk keep that’s escaping me?
https://twitter.com/mikehector/status/1238171719342280709
2. Someone isn’t as committed to making bad choices during all of this as I am.
see and add: an entire cart of Healthy Choice brand “power bowls” pic.twitter.com/fBPZSinUAm
— Morgan 🏳️🌈 (@md14747) March 14, 2020
1. I fully support this pandemic plan.
I don’t really even know what to say about these people. I bought what I needed (and forwent some things that other people gorged on) and we’re doing just fine.
If we have to start hunting our food, well…I’ve been wanting to try being a vegetarian for awhile now, anyway.