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Seriously, if you haven’t had these questions burning a hole in your mind since you were a kid, were you even paying attention?
#15. What was Captain Hook’s name before, you know…
He wasn’t born that way, I assume.
#14. Why didn’t Jafar just wish for a new kingdom?
Maybe hubris really was the thing that did him in.
#13. How does Hades die in his own river?
Don’t you think he would have thought of that?!
#12. Why didn’t the Magic Mirror just warn the Evil Queen to steer clear of Snow White altogether?
It really was throwing some serious shade.
#11. How did literally no one ever punish the cats in Lady and the Tramp?
As a child, this injustice bugged me – and it’s followed me into adulthood!
#10. If Cruella de Vil and Anita are the same age, why does the villain look so gray and aged?
Seriously, she can afford the good stuff. Moisturizer, I mean.
#9. What is Scar’s deal?
How did he become an outcast? He’s pretty terrible, but we don’t really know why.
#8. Was Maleficent really that petty?
I mean, she didn’t get invited to a party. Was it really that big of a deal?
#7. Why did the Queen of Hearts insist on croquet?
She had to know, deep down, that she sucked and was going to lose her cool.
#6. Why doesn’t anyone except Belle seem to notice how awful Gaston is?
They’re not in high school anymore – who puts up or admires buffoons into adulthood?
#5. Why doesn’t Prince John buy tailored clothes?
Does he enjoy literally not being able to fill his predecessors shoes?
#4. Yzma is supposedly a chemist, so why can’t she make her own eternal youth compound?
Maybe she’s just not very good?
#3. If Lady Tremaine knew her daughters needed a little help to get the prince’s attention, why didn’t she make sure they had better dresses?
She clearly wasn’t really trying.
#2. Esmerelda was not the only pretty girl in Paris, soo…
Why didn’t Claude Frollo just move on instead of threatening to literally burn the whole thing down?
#1. Was Dr. Facilier just hell-bent on evil control?
He lives in New Orleans – couldn’t he have just grabbed a hurricane and some gumbo and called it a day?
Fess up, baddies!