These people know you better than you know yourself…or at least, they’re willing to say on Twitter what you hate to admit.

It’s okay. We all feel a little attacked, but at least we’re in it together.

25. Get a bigger bowl or make a bigger mess. Your choice.

The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) May 14, 2018

24. Never turn the phone camera on yourself unless you’re prepared.

https://twitter.com/honestlyhafsa/status/995774721756155905?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falexnaidus%2Ftweets-that-are-uncomfortably-real

23. “Let’s try this one.”

https://twitter.com/1Rohde/status/1008359862898692099?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falexnaidus%2Ftweets-that-are-uncomfortably-real

22. At least it grows and stuff.

It’s like … you WANT long hair but short hair is so in and trendy rn. But every time you have short hair you want long hair, and when you have long hair you have this wild desire to just CHOP IT ALL OFF. Anyway, have a good day.

— Allison Kelly (@alllllisun) June 15, 2018

21. I am raising my hand.

https://twitter.com/BlairAlzuro/status/1006922912262230016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falexnaidus%2Ftweets-that-are-uncomfortably-real

20. How much time do you have?

therapist: you need to open up more

me: i can’t

therapist: why not

me: let me visualise it for you pic.twitter.com/Xxqb3ZXhlk

— Ian Laking (@IHLaking) July 19, 2018

19. FREE.

https://twitter.com/atomiclust/status/1019705191090683904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falexnaidus%2Ftweets-that-are-uncomfortably-real

18. One pillow your kid is just going to rub snot and chocolate all over.

I really loved the idea of moving and re-decorating until I realized one pillow is literally $25

— alex meyer (@alexmeyerrr) May 14, 2018

17. If there are alternatives I’m all ears.

https://twitter.com/juve_kelly/status/1014614794576556034?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falexnaidus%2Ftweets-that-are-uncomfortably-real

16. I don’t see the issue.

me driving: “i’ll hit you bitch”
me walking: “hit me bitch”

— allie (@allieburns_10) June 1, 2018

15. You might be old but you’re not alone.

me, at a club: do you take requests?

DJ: yeah what’s up

me: *slides over $10* please turn it down

— Maxx Danziger (@MaxxSIO) July 15, 2018

14. Really you should know better.

https://twitter.com/HeySar4h/status/897877945087393792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falexnaidus%2Ftweets-that-are-uncomfortably-real

13. It’s not a secret language, people.

https://twitter.com/kenshinestate/status/1015396402271260672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falexnaidus%2Ftweets-that-are-uncomfortably-real

12. The best day of my life was when I gave up trying.

https://twitter.com/khaleezy/status/1008155000185540608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falexnaidus%2Ftweets-that-are-uncomfortably-real

11. It really is excessive.

i just don’t think we should be expected to do something every day

— jorts 🇵🇸 (@ftmensch) June 13, 2018

10. It’s what happens when you sell your soul for a paycheck.

My customer service voice is the fakest bitch. I don’t know her

— sweet dee (@deelalz) June 19, 2018

9. What fire?

https://twitter.com/TraeGilley/status/1014942963800166400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falexnaidus%2Ftweets-that-are-uncomfortably-real

8. And scream while I do it.

https://twitter.com/sadvil/status/1125971055624036352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falexnaidus%2Ftweets-that-are-uncomfortably-real

7. Danger zone.

ME: I look cute
MIRRORS: you look cute
STORE WINDOWS: you look cute
OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute
IPHONE FORWARD-FACING CAMERA: what’s up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch

— katie (@katefeetie) June 10, 2018

6. Your point?

https://twitter.com/tristehomo/status/1019818027016048640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falexnaidus%2Ftweets-that-are-uncomfortably-real

5. I don’t even want the present okay?

https://twitter.com/AndyLeeman91/status/1120445827560943617?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falexnaidus%2Ftweets-that-are-uncomfortably-real

4. What sort of person doesn’t carry all of the groceries at once? Losers.

https://twitter.com/HoJoLego/status/821159902760550400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falexnaidus%2Ftweets-that-are-uncomfortably-real

3. It’s almost always the latter.

Once u pass 27, every day becomes a game of “am I sick or is this just how I am now”

— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) May 16, 2019

2. Humans are complicated.

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed

When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved

— Katie Bergey (@katiebergey) November 2, 2017

1. I mean but slowing down is not an option?

You know how when you're a fast walker and the guy ahead of you is fast too but only 90% as fast as you, so you MUST pass him, but to pass him you have to walk comically faster than your normal speed, or else you'll be in his personal space too long as you pass? That's annoying.

— Gabe Rivera (@gaberivera) January 17, 2018

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25. Get a bigger bowl or make a bigger mess. Your choice.

24. Never turn the phone camera on yourself unless you’re prepared.

23. “Let’s try this one.”

22. At least it grows and stuff.

21. I am raising my hand.

20. How much time do you have?

19. FREE.

18. One pillow your kid is just going to rub snot and chocolate all over.

17. If there are alternatives I’m all ears.

16. I don’t see the issue.

15. You might be old but you’re not alone.

14. Really you should know better.

13. It’s not a secret language, people.

12. The best day of my life was when I gave up trying.

11. It really is excessive.

10. It’s what happens when you sell your soul for a paycheck.

9. What fire?

8. And scream while I do it.

7. Danger zone.

6. Your point?

5. I don’t even want the present okay?

4. What sort of person doesn’t carry all of the groceries at once? Losers.

3. It’s almost always the latter.

2. Humans are complicated.

1. I mean but slowing down is not an option?

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25. Get a bigger bowl or make a bigger mess. Your choice.

24. Never turn the phone camera on yourself unless you’re prepared.

23. “Let’s try this one.”

22. At least it grows and stuff.

21. I am raising my hand.

20. How much time do you have?

19. FREE.

18. One pillow your kid is just going to rub snot and chocolate all over.

17. If there are alternatives I’m all ears.

16. I don’t see the issue.

15. You might be old but you’re not alone.

14. Really you should know better.

13. It’s not a secret language, people.

12. The best day of my life was when I gave up trying.

11. It really is excessive.

10. It’s what happens when you sell your soul for a paycheck.

9. What fire?

8. And scream while I do it.

7. Danger zone.

6. Your point?

5. I don’t even want the present okay?

4. What sort of person doesn’t carry all of the groceries at once? Losers.

3. It’s almost always the latter.

2. Humans are complicated.

1. I mean but slowing down is not an option?

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