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Could you explain the opposite of your job? It’s harder than you think – I would be an eraser or an…unteller of stories?
I don’t like the sound of that.
Good thing these 15 people are way funnier than me!
#15. This sounds fun.
“I encourage people to fight and forceably drag them INTO bars.”
#14. Sounds like a b-movie plot.
“i…put blood back in people because they know the blood isn’t too good?”
#13. I’m not sure whether this is better or worse.
“I make adults dumber while their children beg me for anything they can do to help out, all for six figures.”
#12. Where can I apply?
“I now just buy stuff.”
#11. If you could pick and choose…
“Take people’s English speaking ability away.”
#10. Bugs everywhere.
“fixing bugs and thereby creating new bugs. still the same”
#9. Baller.
“I would kick people out of hotels and be very rude to them.”
#8. Ick.
“Whenever someone comes and gets a table, I will proceed to fill the table with empty drinks, dirty plates, and used napkins.”
#7. A dirty job.
“I now push children into traffic.
I’m a School crossing patrol officer.”
#6. Nightmare!
“I’m an anti-vaxxer
(Current Research Assist)”
#5. Yikes.
“Try and kill people with drugs. Yikes.”
#4. Hello, Newman.
“I now ship the correct freight undamaged and in time to the customers.”
#3. The horror.
“I… I’m the user… Nooooooooo.”
#2. Mr. Trump?
“Fire people.”
#1. I mean…
“Take people out of the world. I could get around this career change”
Try it – it’s fun!
