Fart All You Want. These Jeans Are Designed to Absorb the Smell.

Good news for those of you with a gas problem! Don’t be shy, raise your hands high!

Seriously, it’s nothing to be ashamed of. Apparently, healthy people fart about 20 times per day. Buuuuuut, let’s be honest here. You don’t want to be the one whose fart clears a room and ruins everyone’s day (especially yours), right?

That’s why you might want to invest in “Flatulence Jeans” produced by a company called Shreddies.

Image Credit: Shreddies.com

Yes, you read that correctly. The company insists that these jeans (they have other products too, like underwear and pajamas) are “flatulence filtering” and that the worst smells you’re producing will be eliminated before you really upset your friends and family (or co-workers, or church-goers, or political constituents).

The jeans, and other products made by Shreddies, are lined with activated charcoal that absorbs odors and gases.

Home air filters and purifiers use it on a regular basis, so you know it’s legit.

What’s more, Shreddies says that their products last two to three years, so you’ll get good use out of them.

Take a look at this underwear. Not too shabby!

The Shreddies website says the following:

“To avoid flatulence escaping around the filter we recommend that you stand with your legs together and try to let your wind out slowly. When sitting, keep your knees together so that flatulence escapes through the carbon panel.”

The company also recommends you get a pair that fits like a second skin.

The jeans run about $130 plus shipping and are available for men and women.

I think I know what you’re getting for Christmas this year!