Tonight Show Hashtag Game: Which Resolutions Have You Already Tossed?

Jimmy Fallon likes to stay on top of the times with his hashtag game, so when could be better than now to ask people which New Year’s resolutions they’ve already failed at? It’s been a month and a half – just enough time for people to realize they were never actually going to follow through with any self-improvement. Who needs that? And the things people resolved to do in 2017 are almost as amusing as why/when/how they kicked those dreams to the curb.

#15. I mean. Yeah. Solidarity.

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#14. That was fast.

@FallonTonight I announced to everyone that I will eat healthier in 2017. *New Years day 2017* won the #M&MChallenge #RESOLUTIONFAIL

— Dillon Hollingsworth (@dill_holli) January 15, 2017

#13. There’s always one.

@FallonTonight Resolutions are for people who can’t face their faults 😉 #ResolutionFail

— Too Much To Follow (@TooMuchToFollow) January 12, 2017

#12. Are you telling me that bacon isn’t a vegetable? BLASPHEMY.

A guy in front of me at Subway ordered a Veggie Delight and asked for double bacon… @FallonTonight #resolutionfail

— Andrea Pobanz (@alpobee) January 11, 2017

#11. When you realize you have a problem.

@FallonTonight Wanted to spend less money on things I don’t need. Then bought several advisors on ‘how to spend less money’ #resolutionfail

— Vivi V””V (@VonKroIock) January 11, 2017

#10. One step at a time.

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#9. They do say to set reachable goals…

@FallonTonight To open the lid of a fruit cup w/o an explosion of syrupy juice followed by cussing in front of my 5yo. #ResolutionFail

— Fanny Vlahos (@fannyvlahos) January 13, 2017

#8. Why would you even want to stop doing that, though?

No more showing up for work in my p.j.s. This resolution lasted 4 days. Thankfully I work from home. #resolutionfail @FallonTonight

— Barb Patterson (@barb1002) January 12, 2017

#7. Technically, I’m not sure this is a fail…

@jimmyfallon #ResolutionFail My friend once made a New Year’s resolution of not having a New Year’s resolution. @FallonTonight

— JGB (@myhairismagic) January 12, 2017

#6. But tacos are a valid excuse for everything.

@FallonTonight I said I would eat better, but #tacos #resolutionfail

— Amber C (@Amber_1017) January 11, 2017

#5. That kid has the right idea.

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#4. My resolution was to crave Chick-Fil-A on a day other than Sunday.

To stop eating junk food. But I typed this in a chick fil a drive thru. What am I doing with my life. @FallonTonight #RESOLUTIONFAIL

— Arianna (@ariannacuratolo) January 13, 2017

#3. If you’re going to fall off the wagon, might as well leap.

I’m a barista. I stopped drinking coffee, and 5 days in I couldn’t take it and had a 24oz with 5 shots. #resolutionfail @FallonTonight

— clara (@clara_dexter) January 12, 2017

#2. Talk about destined to fail.

My resolution was to be nicer to stupid drivers…then some jerk A– cut me off so I gave him the finger…@FallonTonight #RESOLUTIONFAIL

— BattsJ (@BattsJ2016) January 12, 2017