Jimmy Fallon likes to stay on top of the times with his hashtag game, so when could be better than now to ask people which New Year’s resolutions they’ve already failed at? It’s been a month and a half – just enough time for people to realize they were never actually going to follow through with any self-improvement. Who needs that? And the things people resolved to do in 2017 are almost as amusing as why/when/how they kicked those dreams to the curb.
#15. I mean. Yeah. Solidarity.
#14. That was fast.
— Dillon Hollingsworth (@dill_holli) January 15, 2017
#13. There’s always one.
— Too Much To Follow (@TooMuchToFollow) January 12, 2017
#12. Are you telling me that bacon isn’t a vegetable? BLASPHEMY.
— Andrea Pobanz (@alpobee) January 11, 2017
#11. When you realize you have a problem.
— Vivi V””V (@VonKroIock) January 11, 2017
#10. One step at a time.
#9. They do say to set reachable goals…
— Fanny Vlahos (@fannyvlahos) January 13, 2017
#8. Why would you even want to stop doing that, though?
— Barb Patterson (@barb1002) January 12, 2017
#7. Technically, I’m not sure this is a fail…
— JGB (@myhairismagic) January 12, 2017
#6. But tacos are a valid excuse for everything.
— Amber C (@Amber_1017) January 11, 2017
#5. That kid has the right idea.
#4. My resolution was to crave Chick-Fil-A on a day other than Sunday.
— Arianna (@ariannacuratolo) January 13, 2017
#3. If you’re going to fall off the wagon, might as well leap.
— clara (@clara_dexter) January 12, 2017
#2. Talk about destined to fail.
— BattsJ (@BattsJ2016) January 12, 2017
#1. Some people are just givers.
Watch Jimmy read his favorites in the video below, and follow @DidYouKnowFacts on Twitter!