6 year old me after finding a cool rock on the ground pic.twitter.com/aw8771I2vr

— relax guys, its just ken (@isawken) May 5, 2019

Fellas this fall is all about Lord of the Rings masculinity

That's right, we're going on long journeys with the guys

We're swearing oaths to our buddies

And if you say goodbye without a soft forehead kiss then buddy you fucked up

— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) August 23, 2019

"Don't leave me here alone! It's your Sam calling. Don't go where I can't follow! Wake up, Mr. Frodo!" https://t.co/sA5abbTQUH

— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) October 8, 2019

Elrond: I was there the day the strength of men failed. I told Isildur to return the ring to the fiery chasm from whence it came, and he said, "no".
Gandalf: omg what did u do
Elrond: he said "no" dude, the point is men are weak and this trilogy isn't my fault

— Booniss Everdrunk (@bookiesnacksize) December 29, 2018

Sam Gamgee did not help Frodo take the ring all the way Mordor to destroy Sauron and save Middle Earth just to be recognized as Bob and Doug https://t.co/2fuWZTTELV

— kenai (@kenaigonzalez) November 19, 2017

Wife: pick a Christmas movie to watch.

Me: Lord of the Rings.

Wife: that’s not a Christmas movie.

Me: then why does it have elves?

Wife:

Me: plus Gandalf looks like Low Carb Santa.

— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) December 12, 2018

*nerd hooking up*
"How could something Sauron feel so good"

— ceeks (@70Ceeks) September 20, 2015

What idiot called him Alexander graham bell instead of lord of the rings

— J. (@Erasedink) December 3, 2013

The first rule of Hobbit Club is there's no tolkien about The Hobbit Club.

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) August 2, 2015

Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book?

Me: Every night

Priest: What's their favorite part?

Me: When Frodo destroys the ring

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 25, 2015