When’s the last time you heard a really good, “clean” insult that didn’t involve any ugly curse words?
It doesn’t happen very often, does it? But when it does, OH BOY! It’s pretty exciting!
Are you ready to hear some new ones that you can use anytime you need to? You’re in luck!
Enjoy these clean insults from AskReddit users and feel free to use them next time you need to cut someone down to size!
1. Ouch!
“Your grades say marry rich but your face says study harder.
The more polite version of: you’re too ugly to be this dumb!”
2. That hurts.
“One of my favorites: You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball and twice as dense.”
3. I’m gonna use this one.
“It’s my fault, I underestimated your stupidity.”
4. Hahahaha.
“You are the human equivalent of a participation award.”
5. Genius!
“You’re not the dumbest person alive, but you better pray they don’t die.”
6. Wait, what?
“I can see you weren’t burdened with an overabundance of education.”
7. It’s all true…
“I expected better.
No, that’s a lie, at this point I take it for granted you’ll keep finding ways to disappoint me.”
8. Sick burn!
“I hope you know that people just simply tolerate you.”
9. Might give it a shot.
“In Cantonese you can call someone a “bun-dan” which translates to rotten egg.
But it has a deeper meaning and implies that a “bun-dan” is someone who was born defectively, and should have been ab*rted.”
10. Stay away from me.
“I wish we were better strangers.”
11. I like this one!
“I wonder if you’d be able to speak more clearly if your parents were cousins instead of siblings.”
12. Yes, you are.
“You are a living, breathing ad for birth control.”
13. Keep quiet.
“When I said there were no stupid questions, I wasn’t asking you to try to prove me wrong.”
14. Turn it around on them.
“Someone said, “there can’t be beautiful in this world without ugly”. Well, I appreciate your sacrifice.”
15. A classic!
“You’ve got a great face for radio.”
16. Cuts deep.
“You look like you’re going to spend your life hanging on to one epiphany after another, always thinking you’ve finally figured out what’s holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around.
But nothing will ever change. The cycle of mediocrity isn’t due to some obstacle. It’s who you are.
The thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is you.”
Now it’s your turn!
Tell us your favorite insults that don’t have swear words.
Do it in the comments!
