I’m sharing these tweets because they’re hilarious, not because I am judging this man whatsoever. I, an American, could definitely not name any county of England, Scotland, or Ireland without Google (and I doubt I could even find Wales on a map).
Honestly, I could probably do most of the countries of Western Europe, but not confidently.
That said, it’s still hilarious to see what the Brits assume of our States just based on what they hear online, so let’s dive in with the first 13!
14. Alabama.
I…have never heard of this. Is this a thing?
To the best of my knowledge Alabama is famous for having their fingers crossed when they surrendered.
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
13. Alaska.
This is not entirely inaccurate.
To the best of my knowledge Alaska is famous for being in Canada.
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
12. Arizona.
Have visited, can confirm.
To the best of my knowledge Arizona is famous for being where Satan vacations to get some heat.
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
11. Arkansas.
Well…maybe for the Clintons?
To the best of my knowledge Arkansas is famous for literally nothing.
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
10. California.
That about sums it up, unless you want to add “lose your home to wildfires.”
To the best of my knowledge California is famous for being where you can get wine and get exploited.
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
9. Colorado.
Have you ever heard of skiing??
To the best of my knowledge Colorado didn’t exist until they invented weed a few years ago.
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
8. Connecticut.
I find this hard to dispute.
To the best of my knowledge Connecticut is famous for where Bostonians stop for gas on the way to New York.
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
7. Delaware.
And something to do with General Washington?
To the best of my knowledge Delaware isn’t famous, just first.
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
6. Florida.
Yes. Unless it’s Ohio.
To the best of my knowledge Florida is famous for literally every news article that makes Europe go “oh god that country”
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
5. Georgia.
The peaches might be a myth, not sure.
To the best of my knowledge Georgia is famous for being on the end of some TV shows we see over here and maybe has peaches.
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
4. Hawaii.
Nailed it.
To the best of my knowledge Hawaii is a beautiful place that once had royalty and the deposed queen wrote a book.
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
3. Idaho.
He’s on a roll.
To the best of my knowledge Idaho is famous for making and eating potatoes.
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
2. Illinois.
As if the Brits have any room to talk when it comes to weather.
To the best of my knowledge Illinois is famous for having a place called “The Windy City” as if that’s a positive trait somehow.
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
1. Indiana
I mean, ouch. But again, I don’t think the Brits have room to talk on this topic.
To the best of my knowledge Indiana is famous for being named as a ‘fuck you’ to the people who lived there to start with.
— human_not_bees (Beës) (@human_not_bees) April 11, 2021
Check out the next 12 tweets from this brilliant comedian here.
Was your state in this group? Was he right? Sound off in the comments!
