Balloons. Poppers. Cupcakes. Fireworks that start giant forest fires. These are just a few of the ways people have come up with to announce what sort of genitals will be on their new baby when it comes into the world. But just when you thought the gender reveal craze had reached its peak, someone else is waiting in the wings to take crazy to a whole new level.
I’m sorry – there’s nothing crazier than ruining a perfectly good lasagna with dyed cheese.
The gender reveal lasagna offering comes from Villa Italian Kitchen, and the entire package includes a lasagna for 12 with the cheese dyed pink or blue, garlic rolls, and a salad for a mere $140.
On the one hand, everyone loves lasagna (and, apparently, gender reveal parties) so maybe this idea seemed like a can’t-miss when someone at Villa’s dreamed it up. What better way than offering lasagna to get people interested in learning your baby’s sex?
But isn’t this whole thing getting a bit out of hand? I mean, look at this poor lasagna, full of cheese that’s been completely defiled. Ugh.
People online have, well, feelings about this whole bag of nonsense, and let’s just sat I don’t think they’ll are coming to your lasagna reveal party.
Sorry not sorry.
Oh, and whoever suggested the restaurant missed the boat by not just offering sausage or no sausage? Genius. THEY need to be in marketing, not whoever shrugged and was all, “I bet you could dye ricotta cheese.”
Setting aside the fact that gender is a social construct and fluid and something we don’t really understand well enough to force on our unborn children, just say no to ruining a perfectly good, gooey, cheesy lasagna, okay?
I feel like we should all be able to agree on that.