Dear children of today: Like it or not, you’re really 90s kids. pic.twitter.com/M1CDSzO5nI

— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) June 26, 2019

Me: how do I do my taxes

Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

— ♥mark magark♥ (@markedly) June 25, 2019

coming to the door to pick up my Uber eats after accidentally falling asleep pic.twitter.com/lfEsVWvFUd

— pinar (@pienar) June 27, 2019

Lord give me the commitment of a guy they forced into a polar bear costume going full method during an escape drill at a zoo pic.twitter.com/wPSBZ6hwpb

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 27, 2019

Whoever wrote this sounds mad as hell at plants https://t.co/GUrdPdfqBt

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 26, 2019

PARENTS DO NOT VACCINATE YOUR CHILD!! I vaccinated my baby and now 60 years later he has an Old face, too soft hands, horrible looking. DISGUSTING why is he alive so long

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) June 24, 2019

Scorpio: We’re not going to sugar-coat this, you’re going to have to fight a goose for your lunch this week.

— Sorrow-scopes (@Sorrowscopes) June 23, 2019

I sent youse two to whack that freakin' guy and instead youse screwed it up like a couple of pic.twitter.com/njabNwIPO3

— DC Pierson (@DCpierson) August 18, 2018

I don't use Tinder, I meet girls the old school way: never

— Joe Biden Press Release (Parody) (@joebldenpress) June 12, 2019

The sequel to Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy we deserve pic.twitter.com/mOxFexwhyD

— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) June 21, 2019

When I'm having a mental breakdown and pass a mirror pic.twitter.com/XyVal6t68X

— bbgrl (@senti_mentaI) December 19, 2018

Gone Girl (2014) pic.twitter.com/wkSvgBdIbZ

— cza ☻ 🩷 (@imperialfanboy) December 6, 2018