Yes friends, it’s time for 10 tweets that we definitely want to share because, if we don’t, we’re just not being responsible human beings.
And while there’s no objective measure for what constitutes a “perfect” tweet… we’d hazard a guess to say that these come damn close.
Damn close, I say!!!
And away we go!
1. When that day comes… it’s not good.
I need another pair, stat!
2. What’s rarer than rare?
You probably wouldn’t understand…
3. I can see this turning out well..
Replace them, you monster!
4. Oh damn… look at the bad ass!
Mark Magark is probably the funniest name ever.
5. That’ll do it.
Works every single time.
6. Why didn’t I think of this?!?
It’s JUST that easy.
7. To the studio!
Let’s get this situation fixed, now!
But it’s not a sitcom… it’s Law and Order. Yeah, I’m weird.
9. This is good advice for anybody at any time.
Do not do this ever.
10. That’s not how you do it, Ron!
What did the Echo every do to you, huh???
So, those were the best 10 tweets we could find today. Come back tomorrow when we’re sure to have some more. Maybe. No promises.
But hey, want to help us out? Have some awesome tweets you want to share?
Do that in the comments! Please and thank you!