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These Kids Had Some Hilarious One-Liners We Had To Share

Anyone who has kids can tell you, for sure, how funny they can be. Sometimes they’re trying, sometimes it’s just a happy accident, but those moments when your children make your family burst out with laughter are some of the sweetest ones we get.

These 11 kids landed some seriously funny one-liners – and they were so good that their parents just had to share.

11. Never trade barbs with your older sister.

She’s just always going to win.

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10. I mean, she lost those.

It makes sense that she would want to replace them. Sort of.

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9. From the mouths of babes.

They’re all about the truth bombs, y’all. Savage.

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8. Everyone is a comic, y’all.

He probably heard that one on YouTube.

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7. This is super gross and effective.

Because it’s definitely true.

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6. Wise beyond her years.

There are days when I, an adult person, needs to hear that.

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5. We both do, baby.

And everyone learned a lesson that day.

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4. He didn’t want it to go to waste.

Not a vegetarian in the making, probably.

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3. That’s a kid who’s going places.

He’s figured it out, if a few minutes later than he could have.

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2. There are other reasons.

Maybe they’re not good enough for him, but I think they’re decent.

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1. Not all mums sew.

And you know what? It takes all types.

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Is it wrong to be jealous of a kid’s timing and humor? Because…

What’s the funniest one-liner your kid has dropped on you? Make us laugh in the comments!