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11 of the Internet’s Best “Deep” Thoughts

There’s a category of post on the internet that are known as “shower thoughts.”

You know, those odd, rambling, totally out there but not necessarily irrelevant thoughts that come to you while you have nothing particular to ponder but whether or not you’ll need to shave your legs?

I know you’ve had some great ones of your own, and now that we have social media, it’s time to share them with others. After all, that’s what these 11 people have done, and look how well it’s worked out for them!

11. It’s like finding treasure, perhaps.

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Cashews fished out of a can of mixed nuts taste better and are more appealing than cashews taken from a can of just cashews.

10. Maybe she wasn’t such a nice girl.

The townsfolk might have liked Belle from Beauty and the Beast more if she hadn’t constantly danced around town singing about how boring they all were.

9. It’s the circle of life, my friends.

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When buying trash bags, at first the box is the container for the trash bags, but at the end, the trash bag is the container for the box.

8. That’s not how you make money.

Everyone wants to be billionaires so they can help the world. Unfortunately, that’s exactly why they will never be billionaires.

7. But what do they say??

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Foxes seem to be halfway between cats and dogs.

6. Like they turned it on with their mind.

In cartoon universes, race cars have an extra gear that only becomes available when the driver gets more determined.

5. You can pick your parameters, it’s true.

It’s really, really easy to misrepresent statistics however you want. For example, Earth has billions more deaths than all the other planets in the solar system combined, and it’s also the only planet with knee-high socks.

4. Maybe they had a reason to be.

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The first sitcom to decide to use a laugh track must have been really insecure about their jokes.

3. Why is this so true?

Humans like to be not wet or fully wet. It’s the intermediate levels of wet that give us trouble.

2. That’s because they ruff us.

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Dogs are one of the only animals that run toward people instead of away.

1. I hope Bruce Wayne is generous with the checkbook on that account.

Window repair must be a big business in Gotham City.

I’m going to have to start telling Alexa to write these down or something.

What’s the greatest “shower thought” you ever had? Share it with us in the comments!