There’s a reason, I think, that pretty much everyone loved blasting “Piece of Sh%t Car” by Adam Sandler – it’s because we’ve all had a piece of sh%t car, and it was generally hilarious, and our friends made fun of us, but it was a rite of passage.
You had to have a crappy car when you were learning how to drive, because you were probably going to wreck it. Normal people’s parents (or normal people) can’t afford to have their teenager wreck something expensive, right?
Which is why so many people had responses for Jimmy Fallon when he asked for stories about their worst car – but even so, we think these 11 are some of the best!
11. That’s her lucky fork.
Who would have ever thought that would be a thing?
10. This is both sad and hilarious.
Depends on where you are in the story, I suppose.
9. You’re gonna need that gas tank.
And also those brakes.
8. Sure, other than that it was great.
What else is there, really?
7. That car would no longer be my thing.
Unless there was honey in it. I guess then they could stay.
6. I need to know how they figured this out.
It had to be quite the process.
5. That seems great.
Way to go, Dad. Very safe.
4. At least they had a sense of humor about it.
That’s important.
3. What if she needed to make cookies?
Asking the important questions, here.
2. Parents think they’re so funny.
Sometimes they are.
1. Just the right spot.
Otherwise, you’d have to drive in silence.
I definitely had a junker, and I’ve got to say, I totally loved it.
What’s your favorite story about your worst car? Share it with us in the comments!