We’ve all been so starved for in-person socialization at this point.
Some of us don’t even know how to form full sentences anymore, let alone find the right words to use.
It’s easy to be baffled by even the most low stakes interactions, so here are 11 times people used the wrong word with god-tier level confidence.
Though our brains might be slowly turning to mush, at least we’re not deteriorating on our own!
Well would you look at that! Here’s a two-for-one special!
There are very few things that are less pedestrian than being a doctor.
3. Ye olde tutor
As if the capital letter wasn’t already a dead giveaway – hasn’t everybody watched The Tudors yet?
4. Call in the woodwinds
Alright band geeks, it’s time to orchestrate some action here.
5. That’s some language barrier
This is a pretty common issue when so many colloquial phrases just get taken for granted.
6. And another one
The fun never ends!
7. Come catch these meta-paws
If you’re looking for these meta-paws, you’re gonna get these meta-claws.
8. That’s totally a body part
They’re located somehwere near the kid knees.
9. We’re all dealing with the panoramic
Yep, it’s all around us, everywhere, at all times.
10. Math-medical studies
Remember the simpler days of elementary school, when math-medics only meant a-dish-in and sub-attraction?
I guess… this is forever, then?
Well, going through all those epic word fails did wonders for what little is left of my measly self-esteem. I hope that these few minutes of scrolling have done the same for you. You’re worth it.
Have you ever seriously flubbed your words? Share your story with us in the comments!