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There’s a time to be quiet and there’s a time to HOOT.
And right now, we’re gonna HOOT!
Because these tweets are F-U-N-N-Y.
Take a look so you can see what I’m talking about!
1. Wasn’t expecting that.
I meant YOUR MOUTH!
the dentist told me to open up and i started crying
— juju 💰 (@ihyjuju) November 30, 2021
2. It’s all a mystery at this point…
Time to get deep…with Netflix…
netflix be like “you still there?” i don’t even know anymore bro
— juju 💰 (@ihyjuju) November 29, 2021
3. That’s funny.
I’m glad he clarified it.
Earlier this AM, my wife and I were walking our dog and got catcalled. The man said, “don’t you ladies walk by looking like that!” Then he realized we were holding hands and clarified with “y’all can hold hands! Just don’t look that good!” He didn’t wanna seem homophobic I’m 💀
— Maybe: Lauren Ashley Smith (@msLAS) November 29, 2021
4. Gotta do the dishes.
No time for that, huh?
abolish the five day work week please i need to do my dishes
— rishi mahesh (@rishipuff) November 29, 2021
5. Sundays are for crushing depression.
You know it!
it’s cool when you don’t have to work for a few days in a row and you start to feel like a human again and then sunday night hits and you go oh yeah. I Am But A Cog In The Great Machine.
— Bob Ufrik (@bobby) November 28, 2021
6. I’m okay with that!
Go for it, kitty!
love when people try to hate on cats by saying. He would literally eat you if you died…. like im dead why would i care. hes a hungry boy. and he has a cute nose. dig in mr mittens
— jermy (@notbaldanymore) November 29, 2021
7. Kinda weird to think about.
Don’t you agree?
you can literally FEEL that exercise is good for you… that’s so fucked up
— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) November 29, 2021
8. Just you watch.
You might be right about this one.
I still can’t get over the fact that on airplanes now they tell everyone to close their window blinds so people can more easily watch TV. We learned to fly above the clouds, and this is where it ended up. This is going to happen with space tourism too, you watch.
— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) November 30, 2021
9. That’s beautiful.
It’s what we’re all looking for.
Find someone that looks at you the way I look at my phone for 5 hours and 16 minutes a day.
— Ahri Findling (@THEYCALLMEAHRI) November 29, 2021
10. These two didn’t get along.
Here’s a history lesson for you…
guy who just invented the pencil: it’s for writing
guy who’s about to invent the eraser: I hate it.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) November 29, 2021
11. Adulting 101.
Sad, but true…
Adulting is when u put the $4.97 meat back because you found some for $4.72 😂😭
— Gracie (@wtfjummy) November 29, 2021
Now it’s your turn!
Share some funny tweets with us in the comments.
Let’s see what you can come up with!
