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11 Tweets That Are Gonna Make You Hoot With Laughter

By on January 25, 2022 at 1:33 am

There’s a time to be quiet and there’s a time to HOOT.

And right now, we’re gonna HOOT!

Because these tweets are F-U-N-N-Y.

Take a look so you can see what I’m talking about!

1. Wasn’t expecting that.

I meant YOUR MOUTH!

2. It’s all a mystery at this point…

Time to get deep…with Netflix…

3. That’s funny.

I’m glad he clarified it.

4. Gotta do the dishes.

No time for that, huh?

5. Sundays are for crushing depression.

You know it!

6. I’m okay with that!

Go for it, kitty!

7. Kinda weird to think about.

Don’t you agree?

8. Just you watch.

You might be right about this one.

9. That’s beautiful.

It’s what we’re all looking for.

10. These two didn’t get along.

Here’s a history lesson for you…

11. Adulting 101.

Sad, but true…

Now it’s your turn!

Share some funny tweets with us in the comments.

Let’s see what you can come up with!

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