Who needs positive, inspirational quotes anyway? Not this guy!
No way. What I need are some quotes to bring me down a notch, to remind me of what my reality actually looks like. I think you’ll agree that these quotes from the unspirational Instagram page do the job.
Seriously… these are hilariously depressing!
1. Do you fucking agree?
I know I do!
2. Don’t tell me what I’m always not!
3. I see dumb people…
So many much dumb!
4. Was this why I was so quiet?
All. Those. Lies.
5. 2020 can suck it.
Seriously, what is with this year?!
6. Sounds like a perfect life!
But who’s going to GET the cheese?
7. Rock hard… in my mind!
I’m an adonis of the supermarket
8. Yes, everything.
9. Isn’t this why people hate yoga?
Namastay out of my business.
10. More true this year than ever before!
A little pandemic humor, folks…
11. The bad ones really do fuck it up for everybody else!
12. Seems like a tailor made quote for this entire account.
Yeah, that about sums it up!
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