There are so many ways to tell that certain someone you love them: You could send a text, or call them on the old-timey telephone, or send a private message through any number of social media platforms.

And yet the following people chose to share their super disgusting thoughts, feelings, and other lovey-dovey actions with the world by posting them on Facebook for all the world to see. And here you are, seeing them. Eww.

1. Thank you, Steven.

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2. Presumably because it’s “done” with work, because Friday.

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3. Are any of those things words?

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4. Murder and mutilation make love that much sweeter.

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5. They’re basically the new Robert and Elizabeth Browning.

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6. They’re the mostester worst.

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7. It’s truly a fantasy. Truly.

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8. This is what an opera translated into English would sound like.

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9. Ya burnt.

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10. This person doesn’t actually exist.

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11. Two-minute man.

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12. So they have two toilets? They must be rich!

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