There are so many ways to tell that certain someone you love them: You could send a text, or call them on the old-timey telephone, or send a private message through any number of social media platforms.
And yet the following people chose to share their super disgusting thoughts, feelings, and other lovey-dovey actions with the world by posting them on Facebook for all the world to see. And here you are, seeing them. Eww.
1. Thank you, Steven.
2. Presumably because it’s “done” with work, because Friday.
3. Are any of those things words?
4. Murder and mutilation make love that much sweeter.
5. They’re basically the new Robert and Elizabeth Browning.
6. They’re the mostester worst.
7. It’s truly a fantasy. Truly.
8. This is what an opera translated into English would sound like.
9. Ya burnt.
10. This person doesn’t actually exist.
11. Two-minute man.
12. So they have two toilets? They must be rich!
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