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12 interesting tweets walk into a bar and ask the bartender, “What time is it?”
The bartender says, “We don’t serve tweets.”
The tweets say (in unison), “We don’t want any of your liquor poison. We just want to know the time.”
The bartender looks at the clock and says, “It’s noon.”
The tweets say (again, in unison), “No it isn’t. What time is it?”
The bartender understands what’s going on, and now just gives up and says, “I don’t know, what time is it?”
The tweets say (yes, in unison), “It’s 12 interesting tweets time!”
The bartender frowns.
The tweets walk out of the bar.
That time… is now.
12. Well, what happens if a murderer wants them to spell?
What then AmishPornStar?!?!
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11. It’s the smartest thingamabob!
I learned it not school!
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10. I’m sure that’s what they’ll say.
Positive… heh.
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9. That’ll teach ’em!
But don’t do this to limes. It’ll make them cry.
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8. Oh wow…
You’ve been doing it ALL this time.
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7. Same thing, right?
If this is true, I go camping A LOT.
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6. Well, that one landed.
Flawless victory.
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5. Me at every drive-in ever.
They don’t like me there.
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4. Hey, not everybody can go pro!
Witches get stitches.
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3. That makes sense, but it’s a chilling thought…
But would you drink it?
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2. Oh chill chill…
What up?
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1. We’ve got some numerologists in here…
… and they be cracking them jokes like they’re walnuts!
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Now that was a fun time, yeah?
And that joke at the front? Worth the wait, right?
I love that you humor me so often. It’s a kindness I’ll never be able to repay.
*hugs the internet tight*
