There are millions and millions of tweets, and honestly, there are hundreds of accounts out there that are worth a follow. That said, keeping up with the best every day can be a daunting task!
If you want a laugh but you’re too lazy to scroll for it, listen. We’ve got you covered with 12 funny, recent tweets we don’t think you’ll want to miss.
12. A little attention never hurt anyone.
As long as there’s no like murder involved.
11. A true revelation.
Now, what to do with it…
10. Most of us are pretending we don’t watch it.
Those ratings are coming from somewhere, my friends.
9. I don’t want to laugh.
It is funny, though.
8. All you know is that it doesn’t have meat.
What it could have is literally anything else.
7. Fine, I’ll get up.
It’s like your body is conspiring against you.
6. They need to cool off for like twenty minutes though.
So you have plenty of time to talk.
5. Everyone was in on it but her.
That’s gotta be disconcerting.
4. What do you think it means?
It means get the heck out of there COME ON.
3. It’s not gonna do any good.
You’re gonna need a big, public display of affection to get its attention.
2. Never leave the house.
Also, never date again.
1. This is the meme that ended the competition.
I’ll not be taking any arguments.
Ahhhhh, so great, right? I could read tweets for an entire afternoon.
Tell us down in the comments which ones were your favorites!