The ability to review literally every product and interaction in our entire lives is great, right? It helps other customers and patrons, it helps businesses, and everyone wins (as long as you’re getting good reviews), right?

If you ask me, one of the best things about reviews, though, are the hilarious ones you run across once in a while.

Whether they’re just super honest, totally clueless, or hilariously out of line, we think you’re going to love these 12 gems.

12. Well that’s nefarious.

What is wrong with y’all??

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11. The Arabian Sea? Too wet, y’all.

I’m quite sure there would be more negative reviews if it was too dry.

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10. That’s some serious math.

You know how mad he is by the amount of rage math he did.

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9. I’m sure s/he does love it there.

Pretty subjective on the whole, though.

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8. This is honestly just sad.

Not funny at all, even if it’s a joke.

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7. Y’all, stop it.

I cannot believe this is real. Can you?

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6. Four stars…

For all of the…pain?

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5. Why does a person need this?

I honestly have no idea but the picture is classic.

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4. How do we resolve this?

I’ve heard…shady things myself.

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3. It does seem as if something is lost in translation.

Expectations were not met.

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2. I think this is way too much information.

But you know. 169 other people do not agree.

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1. I’m officially dead.

At least it’s getting good (if unintended) use.

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People are just the best, right?

As long as you’re not the one dealing with these reviews, obviously.