As someone who generally follows the rules and the laws (as long as they’re not too inconvenient, of course) I honestly wasn’t aware that so many of my fellow air travelers were into trying to sneak like, actual weapons through security.
If you’re curious the type of things that your average day of sweeps turns up at the airport, check out the TSA’s Instagram account – I doubt you’ll be disappointed.
12. No smoking.
That applies to cigars, too.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHvmP6pHTdn/
11. Grenades, y’all.
Not only is this probably illegal, who just carries them around?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKmgzLdnqOb/
10. AND ANOTHER.
It’s not real, but guess what? That doesn’t matter.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CH0xj__HuD3/
9. Firecrackers are a no, in case you were wondering.
Now get off my lawn.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJZL_brHcpy/
8. That is a LOT of Roman candles.
Does this person know how to party or what?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHyUOwaHdkK/
7. Maybe she just forgot she had it?
Always check your things twice, or risk losing them.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJb1UkgnE_d/
6. I have a lot of questions.
But one of them is not “can I take this on the plane?”
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHs0-NyHqUX/
5. That was definitely not an accident.
It is a waste of a fine bottle of Head & Shoulders, though.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJEp1yHHH91/
4. Eels. Live ones.
Ask Samuel L Jackson what he thinks about that.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BozqJNyHDLb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
3. That’s definitely an axe.
Like, if you need it…just check it?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIluMDun5kn/
2. STOP. IT.
I’m sure it just would have slept the whole way, poor baby.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CLCxTRpH51k/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
1. Were they needing to do some cooking on the flight?
That’s about the nicest thing I can imagine them using it for in the air…
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIBmiZindOz/
People, y’all. I’ll never get over them.
Has anyone you know gotten busted trying to sneak something through TSA? Tell us the story in the comments!
