Let’s get one thing out of the way immediately: YES, I KNOW THAT OREOS ARE VEGAN.
And if I have to hear that one more time, I might pull my hair out…
Vegans, we applaud you…now let’s move on…
If you’re not already following a Twitter account called “Upcoming Oreos”, I think that’s going to change really quickly after you get a load of these posts.
Because they come up with the most ludicrous, disgusting, and FUNNY Oreo flavors that you’ve never heard of…and that, sadly, we’ll never see on shelves.
Let’s take a look!
1. Well, that’s unusual…
I wonder how they taste…like metal?
2. I never thought I’d live to see the day…
But here we are!
3. Hmmm, that sounds good…
I’ll have that!
4. That’s the good stuff!
You know you love it!
5. Are you ready for a sugar overload?
You’re gonna be up for a few days after you devour just one of these…
6. It has a nice, tangy flavor.
I feel like I’m back in Italy!
7. The kids need to be careful with this flavor.
Gonna need some adult supervision.
8. Ouch. That’s not good.
Another UTI? Really?
9. I’m not going near this one…
But give it a shot!
10. Almost as good as a sand sandwich!
You’ll feel like you’re at the beach!
11. You’ll never forget this taste…
Reminds me of middle school.
12. Are you trying to scam me?
This sounds fishy…
Okay, friends, now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, tell us about some weird and wacky Oreo flavors that you like to see on shelves…or at least online…
Let’s see what you can come up with! Thanks!
