Here’s our promise to you: nothing in these 12 tweets is going to rile you up, increase your blood pressure, or have you texting your bff for a good rant session about the deplorable state of the world.

You can trust that these tweets are funny but not controversial, and honestly, most days I feel as if this is exactly what most of us need – because there’s enough controversy on the internet without looking for it, don’t you think?

So sit back with your coffee and enjoy some stress-free laughs!

12. When you put it that way…

It’s more than a little bit awkward.

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11. This is a lot for an entrance.

Maybe hold some folks back in the kitchen.

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10. No, Mark.

We’ve all voted and we would like you to cease and desist.

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9. I’m going to give this a shot.

It can’t be more confusing than the truth, whatever that is.

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8. It does seem that way.

I don’t even know what time means anymore.

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7. It’s as good an excuse as any.

Introverts ears just perked up everywhere.

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6. There’s an idea for sweeps week.

Just make sure to give this person credit.

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5. Everybody loves trees!

You’re one ring wiser, my friend.

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4. And he’ll always be bored forever.

Isn’t that how it goes?

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3. Technically, I suppose this is correct.

I’m going to think of it like that from now on, so it’s appropriately scary.

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2. Leave those poor dogs alone.

They’re not your toys, people. Sheesh.

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1. It’s never just one drink.

We’re all lying to ourselves all the time.

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Well, these were just what the doctor ordered, don’t you think?

We hope you enjoyed these posts – tell us in the comments which of these tweets you liked the most!