Here’s our promise to you: nothing in these 12 tweets is going to rile you up, increase your blood pressure, or have you texting your bff for a good rant session about the deplorable state of the world.
You can trust that these tweets are funny but not controversial, and honestly, most days I feel as if this is exactly what most of us need – because there’s enough controversy on the internet without looking for it, don’t you think?
So sit back with your coffee and enjoy some stress-free laughs!
12. When you put it that way…
It’s more than a little bit awkward.
11. This is a lot for an entrance.
Maybe hold some folks back in the kitchen.
10. No, Mark.
We’ve all voted and we would like you to cease and desist.
9. I’m going to give this a shot.
It can’t be more confusing than the truth, whatever that is.
8. It does seem that way.
I don’t even know what time means anymore.
7. It’s as good an excuse as any.
Introverts ears just perked up everywhere.
6. There’s an idea for sweeps week.
Just make sure to give this person credit.
5. Everybody loves trees!
You’re one ring wiser, my friend.
4. And he’ll always be bored forever.
Isn’t that how it goes?
3. Technically, I suppose this is correct.
I’m going to think of it like that from now on, so it’s appropriately scary.
2. Leave those poor dogs alone.
They’re not your toys, people. Sheesh.
1. It’s never just one drink.
We’re all lying to ourselves all the time.
Well, these were just what the doctor ordered, don’t you think?
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