Boy, am I hungry…hungry for funny tweets, that is!

Hey, what can I say? They make me laugh and they help me forget about the many, many, MANY problems in my life…but that’s a whole different story that we don’t have time to get into today, okay?

And I have a feeling that you’re a pretty big fan of hilarious tweets, too, or else you most likely wouldn’t here, right?

So what do you say we head out on a magical comedy journey together?!?! Let’s start now!


1. Now you must believe me.

That’s just the way it works, people.

2. It changed a lot of lives.

Let’s just be honest about it, okay?

3. You’re almost out of the picture.

Hey, therapy is paying off!

4. They sure do.

They are an all-out assault on the taste buds.

5. That was a nice gesture.

Let’s all just get along, okay?

6. You were a very serious child.

Now, ma’am, back to your divorce…

7. This is true.

And the studies definitely prove it.

8. Ouch! Stop that!

You really need to stop doing that to yourself.

9. Oh…my bad!

Sorry about that!

10. You did a great thing.

And you will be recognized for it someday.

11. The absolute WORST.

You remember it, right?

12. All moms do that.

It’s a scientific fact.

13. You can get paid for doing this?

Why didn’t I know about this?!?!

How about you?

Have you seen anything really funny on social media lately?

If so, please share it with us in the comments! Thanks so much!