Listen, y’all. I’ve been fortunate enough to travel to Australia in my life, but as I stuck largely to the cities and areas nearby, I’m not sure I got the full experience.
You know, the one where everything wants to eat you and the locals yell c**t at passersby just for fun.
At least, that’s what this group would lead you to believe life is like down under – so take a gander before you wander off the beaten path in Australia!
13. Sure, maybe he’s harmless.
I still wouldn’t want him near my nethers, though.
my mum’s partner found this brown snake under his toilet lid
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12. If not her, who would have done it?
*makes note to buy a SCUBA tank*
My physics teacher defended her house from bushfires by herself, and then waited out the fire in her pool using a scuba tank.
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11. That doesn’t seem to be today’s issue.
It can be hard to keep up.
10. If that doesn’t give you the heebie jeebies…
That’s a lot of baby spideys.
9. Kangaroos are ripped.
I’m just saying.
8. Chickens can be scary.
I’m not gonna lie.
Energex couldn’t check my meter due to my chicken
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7. Look at those horns.
It has to be devilish.
The morning shoe check (before we put them on) saved my wife a bit of pain today.
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6. They know where the shade is.
But apparently not the chicken coop.
5. Ah, lovely.
Climate change is great, right?
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4. Look at that cutie!
I know I shouldn’t pet it, but…
Today I learned echidnas can swim
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3. That’s one trusting dude.
But it is a cool snake.
The man brought a bloody cool snake on the bus! Some dude said that particular snake tastes like chicken!
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2. This is absolutely hilarious.
I kind of want to change my own pizza delivery instructions, honestly.
1. I guess all of those people just didn’t care.
How very Aussie of them.
I did laugh at the casual nature of this very Australian warning found at Byron Bay Beach.
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This all seems about right, honestly. I’m just sorry I didn’t experience some of it firsthand.
If you’re from Australia or have some firsthand knowledge, drop it on us in the comments!
