13 Images That Prove Australia Isn’t For The Faint Of Heart

Listen, y’all. I’ve been fortunate enough to travel to Australia in my life, but as I stuck largely to the cities and areas nearby, I’m not sure I got the full experience.

You know, the one where everything wants to eat you and the locals yell c**t at passersby just for fun.

At least, that’s what this group would lead you to believe life is like down under – so take a gander before you wander off the beaten path in Australia!

13. Sure, maybe he’s harmless.

I still wouldn’t want him near my nethers, though.

my mum’s partner found this brown snake under his toilet lid from australia

12. If not her, who would have done it?

*makes note to buy a SCUBA tank*

My physics teacher defended her house from bushfires by herself, and then waited out the fire in her pool using a scuba tank. from australia

11. That doesn’t seem to be today’s issue.

It can be hard to keep up.

Australia summed up from australia

10. If that doesn’t give you the heebie jeebies…

That’s a lot of baby spideys.

I love Australia. from SweatyPalms

9. Kangaroos are ripped.

I’m just saying.

Sexy calendars in Australia from australia

8. Chickens can be scary.

I’m not gonna lie.

Energex couldn’t check my meter due to my chicken from australia

7. Look at those horns.

It has to be devilish.

The morning shoe check (before we put them on) saved my wife a bit of pain today. from australia

6. They know where the shade is.

But apparently not the chicken coop.

Summer in Australia. from australia

5. Ah, lovely.

Climate change is great, right?

4. Look at that cutie!

I know I shouldn’t pet it, but…

Today I learned echidnas can swim from australia

3. That’s one trusting dude.

But it is a cool snake.

The man brought a bloody cool snake on the bus! Some dude said that particular snake tastes like chicken! from australia

2. This is absolutely hilarious.

I kind of want to change my own pizza delivery instructions, honestly.

Meanwhile in Australia… from australia

1. I guess all of those people just didn’t care.

How very Aussie of them.

I did laugh at the casual nature of this very Australian warning found at Byron Bay Beach. from australia

This all seems about right, honestly. I’m just sorry I didn’t experience some of it firsthand.

If you’re from Australia or have some firsthand knowledge, drop it on us in the comments!