There’s no real silver lining in being poor, but if there was an upside, it would be that other poor people are damn awesome to know. There’s nothing better than being able to laugh with your people at your sore circumstances, either.
If you’ve ever had to figure out how to make it from one paycheck to the next, or how to get your car repaired or how much longer you can stretch your groceries, these 13 jokes are like a virtual fistbump.
13. That is an investment.
You don’t want to let them ripen too far.
12. I will be keeping my change.
I might need to dig it out to pay for gas next week.
11. Let that sink in.
You know what, don’t. Try not to think about it.
10. Simple answer.
It’s almost always the right one.
9. I’m not sure one always leads to the other…
But yeah, education is a pretty mixed bag.
8. That’s not how this works.
It’s insulting to insinuate that it is.
7. That sounds…uplifting.
But necessary, probably.
6. It shouldn’t work like this.
But that’s exactly how it does.
5. You’re all ready to get mad…
And then you finish the list.
4. We don’t do that.
Also we can’t waste gas sitting in a 20 minute Starbucks line.
3. Pretty bogus, right?
It costs money to have fun. I hear.
2. It doesn’t hurt to dream.
I love house “shopping.”
1. Still waiting…
Am I drinking the wrong kind of coffee?
Being able to laugh at your circumstances helps, but not as much as money would.
I’m just saying.