They say the first step is admitting you have a problem. So, here’s my confession: I’m a total sucker for true crime. I’ve watched Making a Murderer on Netflix so many times that I could probably start reciting it word for word on command.
Here are 13 memes for all my fellow true crime super fans out there.
1. Making the right first impression
If they can’t handle me at my “Obviously Patsy Ramsey wrote the ransom note,” then they don’t deserve me at my best.
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2. Find someone who looks at you like this
No man will ever match up to true crime for me.
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3. It’s all about balance
I mean, watching true crime must be somewhat productive. I’m arming myself with knowledge to prevent any potential hits.
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4. Real education
This is the most important value you could instill in young children.
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5. Ugh
If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me, I’d have three nickels.
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6. I need a vacation
This seems like the prime destination.
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7. Compelling
I always think that maybe this one is the exception to the rule.
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8. Well, if the shoe fits…
There’s a reason these tropes exist.
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9. The perfect bedtime story
I can always rely on the soothing rhythm of a super intense soundtrack to lull me to sleep.
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10. It’s a generational thing
Seriously, how did BTK have all that free time?
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11. My dream
This is my un-ironic fantasy, and I’m not afraid to admit it.
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12. Let’s just ignore the problem
I’m not running away from the real issue!
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13. When all is said and done
It’s hard to measure up to the sheer bad*ssery of Mariska Hartigay.
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Now I simply have to rewatch Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil, and Vile. It’s hard not to become obsessed with Ted Bundy when he’s being played by Zac Efron.
What are some of your favorite true crime memes? Share with us in the comments below!
