13 Funny Random DMs People Have Gotten on Twitter

You never really know what to expect when you get a private message on Twitter from someone you don’t interact with on a regular basis, but chances are, it’s going to be some level of insulting or inappropriate.

There’s a sliding scale, of course, and things can be funny and insulting and inappropriate – or in the case of some of these 13 snort-worthy messages, so completely random you can’t figure them out.

13. What a waste of good pistachios.

Those things are expensive!

12. That goes way over the line into creepy.

Who told him this was going to have the intended results?

11. Well that’s obviously never going to happen.

Move along, son.

10. I have many questions.

But I don’t think I want answers to any of them.

9. Idk I don’t think he’s serious.

Let me see the ring.

8. Say hello to Obama for me.

The camel, of course, but watch the spit.

7. Ouch!

He went right for the locks!

6. Sometimes trolling can be harmless.

This made me laugh.

5. Hey, that doesn’t rhyme.

You had me up until then.

4. This is definitely not from Yoda.

“Do or do not, there is no try.”

3. Sir what sort of American could forget that.

We all want to forget what’s in a hot dog, though.

2. At least he knows this is weird?

And yeah, it was polite.

1. That’s none of your business.

And I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

I’m at a loss for words, but kind of in a good way?

Do you have a favorite random DM from a stranger? Tell us about it in the comments!