The fun – and occasionally frustrating – thing about Twitter is there is just a constantly revolving door of pretty great tweets that you could easily miss if you like, dare to have a real life for a day.
Or even a couple of hours.
That’s why you have the rest of the internet, though – we’re here to round up the best and the brightest and keep those lists on a revolving door, too, so you’re sure not to miss a single one!
13. Not everything is going in the right direction.
If you’re a bird, I mean. It’s fine for humans.
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12. Everybody has jokes.
This is kind of funny though, don’t you think?
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11. Why does this look good?
I must be hungrier than I thought.
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10. It’s all you can eat for everyone, Sir.
That’s what the sign says.
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9. It really isn’t fair.
I’ve done both, so I can comment.
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8. It’s funny because it’s true.
But also it’s sad.
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7. Some people have too much time on their hands.
God love them.
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6. Ahhh I love a good pun.
Anyone who says they don’t is lying.
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5. Everything old is new again.
You just need the right rhyme.
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4. The dog’s name is Jason.
Whatever happened to Spot?
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3. The fresh air really does do you good.
I hate it when other people are right.
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2. You never know what they’re gonna do.
But it’s probably going to be embarrassing.
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1. Promises, promises.
Why is it so hard for politicians to keep them?
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People really are hilarious, don’t you think? And short-form humor is my favorite.
Which of these tickled you the most? Share with us in the comments!
