During this #StayAtHome ,
If you feel like talking to your flower vase, do it. If you feel like talking to your fridge, do it. If you feel like talking to your gas cooker, do it.

That’s normal human behaviour.
You are not mad.

But if they talk back to you.
Let a doctor know.

— #OurFavOnlineDoc 🩺 🇬🇧 (@DrOlufunmilayo) March 28, 2020

Another reason I stopped planning so much is because if you would’ve asked me in January what I’d be doing in March, locked inside learning about the life of a gay, redneck tiger breeder would not have been my answer

— ment (@mentnelson) March 26, 2020

Haven’t overpaid for a coffee in two weeks I feel my sanity slipping

— dario (@horrorstruck_) March 28, 2020

People posting “you have no excuse for your house not being clean after this quarantine” statuses obviously aren’t trapped indoors with their womb gremlins.

— Abby Chew (@abbythechew) March 25, 2020

Who would have thought all those wild haircuts in futuristic movies about 2020 were the result of everyone being locked indoors for a month resorting to DIY with the clippers.

— The Chaser (@chaser) March 27, 2020

ppl are like “how have u been spending the time” it’s like well responding to texts takes 16 hours and then after that i try to get some rest ……….

— charlie (@chunkbardey) March 29, 2020

roommate you don't want to be in quarantine with https://t.co/a6CfsO4QSu

— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) March 19, 2020