This is a direct order:
Put down whatever work you’re doing, take a break and read these 15 Twitter jokes.
You’ll be glad you did.
1. It doesn’t preheat itself?
![](https://didyouknowfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-02-at-6.25.11-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter, iwearaonesie
2. Every. Single. Time.
![](https://didyouknowfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-02-at-6.26.31-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter, weinerdog4life
3. Cash pls! Thx.
![](https://didyouknowfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-02-at-6.27.31-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter, dubiousrhetoric
4. Oh shit.
![](https://didyouknowfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-02-at-6.28.40-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter, BuckyIsotope
5. Get ready for the revolution
![](https://didyouknowfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-02-at-6.29.44-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter, AndyAsAdjective
6. Woof
![](https://didyouknowfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-02-at-8.06.47-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter, SortaBad
7. But isn’t she, tho?
![](https://didyouknowfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-02-at-8.07.57-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter, TheBoydP
8. Last day of work. Guaranteed.
![](https://didyouknowfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-02-at-8.09.15-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter, abbycohenwl
9. Job no more have
![](https://didyouknowfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-02-at-8.10.25-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter, ABurgerADay
10. Savage
![](https://didyouknowfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-02-at-8.11.39-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter, MariyaAlexander
11. Blent should have seen it coming
![](https://didyouknowfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-02-at-8.13.03-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter, notacroc
12. Keeping ’em honest!
![](https://didyouknowfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-02-at-8.15.29-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter, DurtMcHurtt
13. Sports shouldn’t be that quiet. Sorry not sorry.
![](https://didyouknowfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-02-at-8.16.28-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter, HatfieldAnne
(h/t: pleated-jeans)
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