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13 Women Share the Things That Females Generally All Do

There are some things all women have in common – and even more that we don’t usually talk about in mixed company.

If you’re curious what sorts of things most (if not all) women do when no one is looking, keep reading – these 13 ladies are ready to confess!

13. Maybe you’ll be prepared the next time.

Don’t have a tampon when you start your period… fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the padding, walk unnaturally in an attempt to not mess up the paper… failure.

Just… failure. Bloody, shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.

12. Or the best, if it’s over.

Go to change your tampon, and it ends up being totally dry. Worst. Feeling. EVER.

11. Tricks of the trade.

When hairs fall out in the shower I don’t want to clog the drain so I put them on the shower wall and do a little swirl so they are neat and ready to be put in the garbage when I’m done.

YES I have forgotten a few times but trust me it is embarrassing to have someone else find it and ask you about it.

That has made me a stickler for cleaning it up – sorry for all the people out there that have to deal with girls who don’t clean it up! 😛

10. Why would anyone steal those?

Hide your panties inside your clothes at the gynecologist office

9. Such relief.

I don’t know about the rest of you ladies, but once I get home and the bra comes off, there would have to be a fire to get me out of the house again.

If my husband wants to go out in the evening he knows the first thing he has to say when I walk in the door is “Don’t take your bra off!”

8. We never learn.

Shave pubes, regret, repeat.

7. Not a great feeling.

Laughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood or a blood clot comes out.

Then you have to do a quick waddle walk to the bathroom cause you feel like you just turned on the faucet.

6. Heaven forbid we buy a bigger size.

Squatting like a baseball catcher to stretch out freshly washed jeans.

5. Hopefully not one IS looking.

When you think nobody is looking, you re-adjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ’em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

4. Shower math!

Do shower math when you wake up to see how long you have to sleep and if it’s even worth showering or go back to bed and put your hair in a bun for work.

3. Very good advice.

Only shaved what’s necessary. Knee-length skirt? No need to shave higher!

My mum told me “only shave above the knee when expecting company” I just thought she meant, like, dinner guests. Now I realize she meant sexy time guests.

2. Much more sad.

Period Paranoia: Make unnecessary trips to the bathroom before or during period time. It’s like hammer time, backed up against a wall, shuffling to the bathroom- except a lot more sad.

1. I cannot stop laughing.

Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the cooter.

I have to…agree with all of this. Ha!

What else would you add to the list? Tell us in the comments!