I love movies. Going to the movies is one of the things I have missed most about this past year, and I cannot wait to get back to it as soon as I can.
That said, even people who love movies recognize that there are some truly silly cliches that Hollywood relies on like they’re bread and eggs in your pantry – and these 14 people have hit the nail on the head when calling them out.
Surely we can do better on a few things, right?
14. Without fail.
But this is on Americans because otherwise they would never know they were in Paris.
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13. Unless it’s Godzilla.
Who I guess really isn’t an alien. Technically.
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12. Ahhhh, 80s and 90s movies.
They really never get old.
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11. It all happens so fast, too.
I honestly think we should be happy this isn’t real life. #bigbrother
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10. It’s all freelance.
(No one knows what that means).
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9. My hair is also messy.
And I’ve never been laid.
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8. I do miss paper grocery bags.
But I don’t think grocery stores sell baguettes in the US.
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7. I probably feed the homeless.
Jk lololol.
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6. Hey, I still got paid.
SAG card and everything.
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5. Also, I’m definitely throwing up at some point.
How else do the ladies know they are pregnant?
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4. But we’re soooo happy.
Definitely still having s^x. Definitely.
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3. Ok but this one really needs to change.
Give Black ladies real stories!
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2. It never ends well for the happy ones.
Their girlfriends were probably already cheating on them anyway.
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1. That cannot be effective.
Especially the yelling part.
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These made me laugh, and made me miss the movies even more.
Can you put your least favorite movie cliche into this format? Drop your best try in the comments!
